Trust, like love, is such a fickle thing. And in this particular aspect, trust is not just fickle, but an absolute luxury and privilege. You hear of stings and undercover cops all the time, which might cause a bit of paranoia in the minds of those that want nothing more than to call up a DDG (drop-dead-gorgeous) escort that youâve just found online. But think about it on the other end. Don’t you think your escort has heard/read the same type of news, and are just as paranoid/suspicious? Even more so, they have a greater chance of getting caught, as itâs their livelihood to them, and not just a one-time thing; they have a good reason to be more cautious than you. So here are a few tips to ease your way into your Escortâs heart and trust.
Initial contact. Don’t say anything out of line, even if you’re joking. At least, not right off the bat. First impressions are everything nowadays. For instance, if she has a site, and thereâs a comment section, don’t write anything lewd or stupid. Be polite and courteous. On a similar note, if she requires you to text or call, donât say anything along the lines of, “I want you so bad”, “I want you to wet my dick”, or “I want to tongue-punch your fart-box”. Treat this situation as if you were calling your doctor for the first time, and were inquiring about setting up an appointment. Story time: I had a friend who called an agency for an escort, and the first thing this moron said on the phone was, “I would like one sex, to-go please!”. This mentally-challenged, autistic, brain-dead retard was then blacklisted from that entire agency, and itâs sister agency. Things can get hairy and go South quickly, if you don’t use your head.
Verification. This part isnât just to see if you’re experienced in bed or not; far from it. This is one of the most crucial parts of gaining your escort’s trust, as this is the process in which they weed out whether youâre an undercover officer of law enforcement, or not. Donât be stubborn or rude. Donât talk like youâre the one in charge, simply because youâre the client. In this line of business, the customer is not always right. This isnât Mcdonalds or Burger King, and you donât get it your way. Answer everything she has to ask, and if itâs reaching or too personal, make sure you tell her gently that there are a few things that youâd like to keep private. But do your best to appease her. Sheâs playing it safe, and itâs your job to make her feel that way. If this is your first time, be candid with her. Donât try and act all experienced if youâre not; these girls have encountered plenty of first-timers, and know how to treat them well. After sheâs done questioning you, ask some on her end! No better way to show your interest and true intent, than to ask her what her favorite wine is, or what kind of music she likes, or favorite flower, blablabla. I could go on and on. Find out what you can use to your advantage when you show up at her door. Of course, make sure youâre asking questions she hasnât already answered on her site. No one likes to repeat themselves.
âMeet and Greetâ. If you thought first impressions over the phone/internet were important, than you were horribly mistaken. They are, but once youâre past that; this is where it gets real. Some escorts will want to see you in public at first, obviously for safety reasons, while some wonât give a ratâs ass, and show up right at your door. I canât stress this information enough; SMILE. Right when you see her, flash her your big whites; thereâs nothing more comforting for an escort to see that her client is friendly and happy to see her. Also, itâll seem less likely that youâre a serial killer. What, you donât think escorts watch Dexter, or have heard of Jack the Ripper? Also, if you enjoy taking recreational drugs, donât do it on the first-time meet. Some escorts will have no issue leaving immediately, once they see youâre drugged out, or too wasted to control yourself. Donât even drink, unless youâre sharing something with her. Speaking of, if she refuses your drink, donât push it. Think of how serial-killer-esque it is, constantly pushing her a drink that she doesnât know is roofied or not. Again, use your head. She might ask you for some ID. DO NOT ASK, âwhy?â. Theyâre more than likely to think youâre a wired, undercover pig. Make some light conversation with her to break the ice; it will warm up the situation at hand, and make things easier to get into. And again, make sure to smile in a warm, gentle manner!
Tips. Always leave this out in plain sight, preferably in a white envelope. Donât have it rolled up in a rubber band, or crumpled up in your pocket. Some escorts donât require tipping…but if they go the extra mile, thereâs no better way in earning their trust and favor, than by giving them a tip they deserve (Iâm not talking about $20 measly dollars; she isnât some measly sushi waitress).
Lastly, and most importantly…NO means NO. You are paying for the EXPERIENCE, and not the WOMAN. Donât get things twisted in your head. You do not own the escort, or her body, and if she isnât comfortable with something youâre doing, and mentions it; cut that shit out immediately. Donât violate the trust youâve so carefully built in a single, stupid move.
If you follow these guidelines, use a bit of common sense; your escort experience should be a much smoother, and jollier experience. And of course, if you had a good time, be sure to write a review! Sharing your experience is half the fun, and your information will go a long way in helping others have a great time of their own.