Alexis Andonelli Claimed

My enjoyment gland is oversized and bulbous. I can enjoy goddamn modern art museums, so don’t worry – enjoying you will be a breeze.   I’m into finding delight in everything – weirdness, vulnerability, and the difficulties of life. I am full of curiosity and love, all my hatreds are pretend, and the only thing I truly judge is astrology. Let’s try really hard to pretend everything isn’t surreal as we pour a glass of wine and emit well-rehearsed, attractive laughter.   I’m an autodidact, self-made college dropout, really into data analysis, ballroom dancing, and probing the ways our minds work.   Beauty lies both in the new and the familiar, and I hope you will soon be one of those two.